Thursday, July 17, 2014

Barbadiyo ka jassan

Kanpur ki ek raat usski yaad ne tadpa diya bechain ho utha ... nahi yaad reh saka kuch bhi .... aadhi raat ko jaga aur bagal k kamre nwin chala gaya subah k teen baj rahe the ... ki acchank sardi k maussam mein passine se bheeg gaya ... dost ne pucha kya huwa mein kuch bola nahi .... bsss ankhe laal thi ussne kaha bhai meri kl ki ticckt hai tubhi chal dekhte hai kya hota hai.... bina kissi ko batay subah ki train se hum dono mathura chal diy.....tb tk nashe se mera koi sathi nahi tha....wahan apna dost ankush mechanical engg kar raha tha ... usko call kar k canteen bulaya shaam k wqt wo mana kiya bola
A...kahin aur milte hai..
humne kaha kyu...
A...bss aissi hi...wahan nahi milla jay ..jahan kha wahan mil lenge pr canteen nahi
M....Bhai canteen k bahar khada hun bol kahan millu phir
A....Ruk bss agaya canteen k bahar
M.
.Kamine hamari bhabhi ander hai kya milwayga nahi
A....Mill liyo bhai aaj nahi
M...Ooy millunga to aaj hi
A...Tu isha se milne aaya hai na..ruk usko bata deta hun ...
M..Kamine tere ko nahi bataya to usko kyu bataay kl surprise dunga bina
Usko piche kar ka jabardasti canteen k ander agay
Ander isha aur uska dost baithe the baate kar rahe the ek hath dusre k hath mein ... usko pata bhi nahi chala mein wahin usk piche hun.
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Unhone hamari moojudgi samjhi hi nahi....
Hmnne khud ki bhi pehchaan mita di...

Ankush. .. chal yahan se
M... kb se yaar
A..... bss aaj hi yaar
M...dekh kar lagata to nahi
A.... pagal ho gaya saale tu..dost hai..mein to yahi rehta hun...mujhe nahi pata hoga to kissi hoga
M....sach bol raha
A.... mallum hai tere se jhut nahi bolta.
M...kuch to chupa raha tooo
A.... chal james bond ..harami bakiyo se nahi millna kya
Shaam ko hostel mein ruka terrace pr ghum raha tha 8 bj rahe honge I guess tabhi un dono ko sath hostel aate dekha ....thodi door girls hostel tha wo usko chodne gaya .... mere sath ankush ka friend tha .. meine pucha y kun hai
Y bhai y to laila majnu hai
M....mtlb
F...dono topper hai ec
Dono sath time dete hai canteen ghumna...roj ka routine hai....
M..... sach bol raha bhai
F..... jhut kyu balna bhai kyu kissi ko badnaam karna farzi ka....
M... naam.kya hai dono ka...
F..... isha and sidharth
M....chal bhai unk pass chalte hai kamre mein
F.... bhai tu too pita nahi na... kamine hai saale  jabardasti pila denge
m...abb nahi
F.... too ja bhai mein nahi
M.... chal thik
Kamare mein bina kissi k bole m..bhai ek hamara banana patiyala
A..pagal hai kya ..iska nahi banega
G.... bol rahanto ek de de
Tb tk ek cigarette jala li
A..... faizaan saale tum dono ne kya baat ki
F..... kuch nahi bss laila majnu dikhe ussi k baare mein
A... matha pakkad liya ...ho gaya styanash
M.... koi nahi kake ... jindagi hai chalne ka naam.... accha banda hai ....km.se km mere se to lakh accha
A.... milla.hai usse ..jo accha hai tere se ...janta bhi hai usse
M.... patiyala ek baar mein khattam .... isha.ko janta hun wo kabhi galat faisla nahi legi...
Raat bhar daru and cigarette chali wahi se surruwat hui dhuy k  sath meri. ... agle sin sb pade the mein utha ankush se bola chal raha hun.... wo bola pagal uttari nahi hai shaam.ko jaiyo....
Na yaar abb na rukna
Chal achha ruk chod k aata hun .....ussne uthne.ki kosia ki aur gir gaya...
Sambhal kake hum chale jayenge...
Bss alvida kaha aur wapas kanpur ....
Abb to allam y tha roj ki daru roj ki joint roj ki cigarette. ..barbaad hone lage ... coaching nahi jaate ... din bhar sona ... raat bhar daru..

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